Dating can be awesome, an offer some of the best moments of our lives... but it's not always rainbows. Emo Charlie hooks up with Rod Danger's Dad's lady and... things just get Jerry.
I know, it's technically called "10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS" but it just looked better in the thumbnail.
THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
1. FOREVER DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN FOREVER
Vickie: I will always love you.
Vickie: I will be with you forever.
Vickie: Will will never be apart.
Vickie: We're soulmates, that means we're eternal.
Vickie: Hey Dale?
Dale: Yes darling?
Vickie: I'm leaving you for Emo Charlie.
Dale: WHAT!?!?!
Vickie: He's more passionate, ****ier & more caring then you.
Dale: Uh... yeah, and half your age.
Vickie: LOVE IS JUST A NUMBER!
Dale: AND YOUR JAIL CELL IS JUST A ROOM!
2. HAVING TO DEAL WITH THEIR PSYCHO EX'S
Dale: I'm gonna hurt you in places you never knew existed.
Emo: Who is this?
Dale: You know who this is, you homewrecker.
Emo: Oh, yeah... she came to me Dale.
Dale: YOU HAD **** WITH HER!?
Emo: I said came TO me.
Dale: ...oh.
Emo: It's been 7 months, don't you think you should move on?
Dale: I'll move on when you're dead.
Emo: Ok, that's a threat & I'm calling the police.
Dale: NO NO NO NO!!!!
Emo: What?
Dale: I'm sorry.
Emo: Ok... I won't call then.
Dale: I'm gonna kill youuuuu.
Emo: Ok *hangs up*
3. YOU HAVE TO START HOLDING IN YOUR FARTS
Rod: Oh my God I love that was such a good movie.
White: Yeah, I love watching incredibly ****ty chick flicks with a guy/girl who will never sleep with me.
Rod: Because we're cousins.
White: Yeah, you keep reminding me.
*stands up and goes to the kitchen* Rod: That and you can't even see your penis so...
White: WHATEVER! *rips a huge fart*
*rod walks back in*
*stops and smells the air*
Rod: Why does it smell like eggs & barf?
White: I thought you would be gone longer.
4. HAVING TO CONSTANTLY WORRY ABOUT THEIR SAFETY
Emo: Hey Vickie, I'm going skating.
Vickie: Here! Take this!
*throws emo charlie a helmet*
Emo: *catches* I'm... not wearing this.
Vickie: Please??? I don't want a retarded boyfriend.
Emo: You mean like your last one?
*they both laugh hysterically*
*phone rings*
Dale: I tapped your house, that wasn't funny.
*emo serious face*
5. FIGHTING FEELINGS JEALOUSY
Vickie: Hey, I'm going to go get my things from Dale.
Emo: Oh, ok, cool.
*knocks on the door*
*dale answers*
Vickie: Hey Dale, can I get my things?
Dale: Sure ****.
*comes back to charlie*
Vickie: Hey Charlie.
Emo: How'd it go with dale.
*thinks, did you sleep with him?*
Vickie: Oh, everything went great.
Emo: What do you mean by "Great".
*you slept with him didn't you!?*
Vickie: I mean I didn't have to see his disgusting face for more than five seconds.
Emo: ...oh.
*I love her so much*
6. NOT FEELING GOOD ENOUGH
Vickie: Charlie, I think you might be prettier than me.
Emo: Don't say that, you're beautiful.
Vickie: I am?
Emo: For a 42 year old, yeah.
Vickie: *horrified*
7. HAVING TO ADOPT THEIR FAMILY, WHO HATES YOU
White: Do you like making out with Aunt Vickie?
Emo: Um...
Rod: So how's banging my mom going for you.
Emo: What?
White: Yeah does my aunt make you q****!?
Emo: Guys don't q*****.
White: What?
Rod: God White you're so stupid.
*rod leaves*
White: Guys don't q****?
Emo: No, they don't. *leaves*
White: Then... what have I been doing?
*farts*
8. LEARNING MESSED UP THINGS ABOUT THEIR PAST
Emo: I'm so glad you were my first.
Vickie: Yeah... I'm glad you were my 52nd.
Emo: ...yeah... what?
Vickie: I mean, unless we're including 3rd base in which case you'd be like... my 157th.
Emo: *barfs*
9. FEARING BECOMING LIKE OTHER COUPLES
White: We gotta sleep together today.
Rod: What!?
White: If we don't sleep together every day, we'll become like other couples.
Rod: We're not dating and I've never slept with you.
White: Well now's a good day to start.
Rod: GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! I DON'T LIKE YOU, AT ALL.
White: Uuuugh, we're the worst couple ever, we haven't had **** in like 20 years.
Rod: WE HAVE NEVER SLEPT TOGETHER!!!
White: I know!! It's horrible.
10. FINDING OUT THEIR REAL FEELINGS IN EXTREME SITUATIONS
Dale: Hey Vickie.
Vickie: What do you want asshole?
Dale: I just won the lottery.
Vickie: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*standing in with bags in front of Emo Charlie*
Vickie: I'm leaving you for Dale.
Emo: THANK GOD!
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Dating can be awesome, an offer some of the best moments of our lives... but it's not always rainbows. Emo Charlie hooks up with Rod Danger's Dad's lady and... things just get Jerry.
I know, it's technically called "10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS" but it just looked better in the thumbnail.
THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
1. FOREVER DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN FOREVER
Vickie: I will always love you.
Vickie: I will be with you forever.
Vickie: Will will never be apart.
Vickie: We're soulmates, that means we're eternal.
Vickie: Hey Dale?
Dale: Yes darling?
Vickie: I'm leaving you for Emo Charlie.
Dale: WHAT!?!?!
Vickie: He's more passionate, ****ier & more caring then you.
Dale: Uh... yeah, and half your age.
Vickie: LOVE IS JUST A NUMBER!
Dale: AND YOUR JAIL CELL IS JUST A ROOM!
2. HAVING TO DEAL WITH THEIR PSYCHO EX'S
Dale: I'm gonna hurt you in places you never knew existed.
Emo: Who is this?
Dale: You know who this is, you homewrecker.
Emo: Oh, yeah... she came to me Dale.
Dale: YOU HAD **** WITH HER!?
Emo: I said came TO me.
Dale: ...oh.
Emo: It's been 7 months, don't you think you should move on?
Dale: I'll move on when you're dead.
Emo: Ok, that's a threat & I'm calling the police.
Dale: NO NO NO NO!!!!
Emo: What?
Dale: I'm sorry.
Emo: Ok... I won't call then.
Dale: I'm gonna kill youuuuu.
Emo: Ok *hangs up*
3. YOU HAVE TO START HOLDING IN YOUR FARTS
Rod: Oh my God I love that was such a good movie.
White: Yeah, I love watching incredibly ****ty chick flicks with a guy/girl who will never sleep with me.
Rod: Because we're cousins.
White: Yeah, you keep reminding me.
*stands up and goes to the kitchen* Rod: That and you can't even see your penis so...
White: WHATEVER! *rips a huge fart*
*rod walks back in*
*stops and smells the air*
Rod: Why does it smell like eggs & barf?
White: I thought you would be gone longer.
4. HAVING TO CONSTANTLY WORRY ABOUT THEIR SAFETY
Emo: Hey Vickie, I'm going skating.
Vickie: Here! Take this!
*throws emo charlie a helmet*
Emo: *catches* I'm... not wearing this.
Vickie: Please??? I don't want a retarded boyfriend.
Emo: You mean like your last one?
*they both laugh hysterically*
*phone rings*
Dale: I tapped your house, that wasn't funny.
*emo serious face*
5. FIGHTING FEELINGS JEALOUSY
Vickie: Hey, I'm going to go get my things from Dale.
Emo: Oh, ok, cool.
*knocks on the door*
*dale answers*
Vickie: Hey Dale, can I get my things?
Dale: Sure ****.
*comes back to charlie*
Vickie: Hey Charlie.
Emo: How'd it go with dale.
*thinks, did you sleep with him?*
Vickie: Oh, everything went great.
Emo: What do you mean by "Great".
*you slept with him didn't you!?*
Vickie: I mean I didn't have to see his disgusting face for more than five seconds.
Emo: ...oh.
*I love her so much*
6. NOT FEELING GOOD ENOUGH
Vickie: Charlie, I think you might be prettier than me.
Emo: Don't say that, you're beautiful.
Vickie: I am?
Emo: For a 42 year old, yeah.
Vickie: *horrified*
7. HAVING TO ADOPT THEIR FAMILY, WHO HATES YOU
White: Do you like making out with Aunt Vickie?
Emo: Um...
Rod: So how's banging my mom going for you.
Emo: What?
White: Yeah does my aunt make you q****!?
Emo: Guys don't q*****.
White: What?
Rod: God White you're so stupid.
*rod leaves*
White: Guys don't q****?
Emo: No, they don't. *leaves*
White: Then... what have I been doing?
*farts*
8. LEARNING MESSED UP THINGS ABOUT THEIR PAST
Emo: I'm so glad you were my first.
Vickie: Yeah... I'm glad you were my 52nd.
Emo: ...yeah... what?
Vickie: I mean, unless we're including 3rd base in which case you'd be like... my 157th.
Emo: *barfs*
9. FEARING BECOMING LIKE OTHER COUPLES
White: We gotta sleep together today.
Rod: What!?
White: If we don't sleep together every day, we'll become like other couples.
Rod: We're not dating and I've never slept with you.
White: Well now's a good day to start.
Rod: GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! I DON'T LIKE YOU, AT ALL.
White: Uuuugh, we're the worst couple ever, we haven't had **** in like 20 years.
Rod: WE HAVE NEVER SLEPT TOGETHER!!!
White: I know!! It's horrible.
10. FINDING OUT THEIR REAL FEELINGS IN EXTREME SITUATIONS
Dale: Hey Vickie.
Vickie: What do you want asshole?
Dale: I just won the lottery.
Vickie: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*standing in with bags in front of Emo Charlie*
Vickie: I'm leaving you for Dale.
Emo: THANK GOD!
AWESOMENESS
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